Insomniac, I twitter away… Psalm 102:7 from The Message Bible
The fact that David was an insomniac proves he was definitely a Twitter-holic.

See, I told you God loves Twitter. You can follow me at twitter.com/bryanmcgee.
[via human3rror]

Dear Twitter,
I’ve needed to say this for a while. I just haven’t had the guts to deal honestly. I would prefer to talk to you in person, but you always want our relationship to be out in the public eye. So, here goes…
I feel like you are monopolizing my time. The constant texts about what [...]